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Post by patula12 on Jun 28, 2014 8:05:55 GMT -7
My name is Pa Tu La and I'm a female of 75 years young looking for some tips on how to survive in this crazy mixed up world. I have five children who are wanting to learn more too. They each graduated with honors from several highly accredited educational institutes and I'm very proud of their standings in today's unpredictability.
My oldest son is a senior advisor on a popular toilet paper panel.
Next is my oldest daughter who teaches the fine art of making meals from freshly ground refuse found in trash piles.
The youngest son holds an exciting position in a CSI lab. His job entails the process of cleaning Petri dishes to be used again for other crimes.
Lastly the youngest daughter is the most survival trained of all of us. She updates government lists of disaster survival items though she isn't totally versed in knowing what to do with them but is slowly learning.
That's why we're here, in hopes of you great people teaching us the ropes.
And my favorite hobby is rocking on my porch and counting the different colored cars as they pass by. So far, in the last five years, white seems to be the most popular.
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Post by offtrail on Jun 28, 2014 8:33:02 GMT -7
A big old howdy to you and yours...welcome to the bunker!
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Post by patula12 on Jun 28, 2014 9:29:13 GMT -7
Thanks, though people must be busy today to come around and say hello.
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Post by cajunlady87 on Jun 28, 2014 10:11:06 GMT -7
Hello and welcome aboard. I must say your screen name is quite catchy, does it have a meaning. You must be so proud of your kids, pat yourself on the back for a job well done. I'm sure their positions would be almost irreplaceable.
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Post by patula12 on Jun 28, 2014 10:20:31 GMT -7
Why thank you ma'am for the great welcome and extra kind words about my kids. I'm very proud of them, you just wouldn't believe the salaries they're bringing in. Oops, gotta go, was watching the traffic pass by and I witnessed a wreck. An eighteen wheeler came around the curve too fast and jackknifed his trailer. He's okay but the backdoors opened and baskets of live crabs on the way to the processing plant are now scattered and crabs are crawling everywhere. I need to get me some of those.
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Post by kutkota on Jun 28, 2014 10:25:27 GMT -7
Good Lord. Just call a spade a spade. Seems like a big influx of interesting people.
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Post by Pennsylvania Mike on Jun 28, 2014 10:26:44 GMT -7
Hello and welcome from Virginia.
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Post by patula12 on Jun 28, 2014 10:37:22 GMT -7
Good Lord. Just call a spade a spade. Seems like a big influx of interesting people. Thanks young man, just go with the flow.
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Post by Cwi555 on Jun 28, 2014 13:27:59 GMT -7
Howdy, interesting story...
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Post by orly152 on Jun 28, 2014 14:02:03 GMT -7
Welcome to the bunker
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Post by patula12 on Jun 28, 2014 15:21:30 GMT -7
Back again, I did manage to scoop up two bushels of crabs in all the melee. Thanks to all who stopped by to welcome me and my kids. It sure does feel like we're home. I've been reading some posts and am impressed with the amount of info there is. PSS Earlier I was asked if my name meant anything. It's French for not all there.
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Post by mudskipper on Jun 28, 2014 16:02:56 GMT -7
Howdy. What no mudolgists in there?
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Post by thywar on Jun 28, 2014 17:10:49 GMT -7
PSS Earlier I was asked if my name meant anything. It's French for not all there.
Did you know if you put an 'S' in front of your name you'd be a 'Spatula'?
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Post by crashdive123 on Jun 28, 2014 17:13:53 GMT -7
Hello and welcome.
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Post by marc on Jun 28, 2014 18:16:15 GMT -7
Back again, I did manage to scoop up two bushels of crabs in all the melee. Thanks to all who stopped by to welcome me and my kids. It sure does feel like we're home. I've been reading some posts and am impressed with the amount of info there is. PSS Earlier I was asked if my name meant anything. It's French for not all there. Alutap, Welcome to our reknub! Do you have any nicknames aside from Spatula? What are your hobbies besides gathering road kill? Marc
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