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Post by TacticoolUnicorn on Jun 28, 2014 19:01:31 GMT -7
...But here I am!
Hello! TacticoolUnicorn checkin in. I know. You think unicorns are just myths, like transparency in the Obummer administration, honest politicians and Bigfoot. Well, one of those three isn't a myth and neither am I! Plantar Giganticus is a personal friend! And, I'm just as real as the black helicopters flyin overhead. You just can't see me because my camo is that good. I blend in anywhere. HAHA
I love survival stuff and lots of gear. The cooler the better! Yeah, yeah you can survive with out it but why would you want to when you can live through the apocalypse in style? There's always more to know so I thought I'd hang here and see whatcha got! looks like a freindly enough kind o' place to camp out.
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Post by thywar on Jun 28, 2014 20:22:58 GMT -7
Does that mean you're trying to 'horn' in while being cammied up? Is your rainbow covert as well?
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Post by USCGME2 on Jun 28, 2014 20:49:45 GMT -7
Unicorns could really be real, if it were the will of Chuck Norris!
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Post by wy21lmb on Jun 28, 2014 20:55:26 GMT -7
Welcome from Wyoming.
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Post by mudskipper on Jun 29, 2014 3:03:05 GMT -7
Here's mud in your eye!
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Post by crashdive123 on Jun 29, 2014 4:41:59 GMT -7
Hello and welcome.
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Post by TacticoolUnicorn on Jun 29, 2014 6:16:42 GMT -7
Does that mean you're trying to 'horn' in while being cammied up? Is your rainbow covert as well? Are you one of these guys? whatisabrony.com/No rainbow. You must be thinkin of the My Little Ponys unicorns! Although if I could teleport that would be a cool survival tool! Just think, Big herd of Zombies comin atcha? Poof! Now I'm somewhere else. What's that? A drone zeroing in on my location? POOF! Now I'm someplace else. Man, makes the whole camo'd and nearly invisible skill not seem so tacticool. Now I'm bummed.
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Post by patula12 on Jun 29, 2014 6:20:55 GMT -7
Hello and welcome. I just got here too. Seems to be a great place although some seem to be a little whacked.
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Post by mudskipper on Jun 29, 2014 6:30:24 GMT -7
Yeah, sumin' just ain't right with some of these folks......
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Post by offtrail on Jun 29, 2014 9:06:43 GMT -7
Welcome to the bunker.
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Post by patula12 on Jun 29, 2014 13:07:18 GMT -7
Looking at your avatar makes me think you're a biker, you know like in Mad Max, that handsome guy with the red Mohawk, what a hunk!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2014 13:14:33 GMT -7
Bienbenido de Mexico
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Post by memyselfandi on Jun 29, 2014 15:11:32 GMT -7
Willkommen in Deutschland.
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Post by memyselfandi on Jun 29, 2014 15:12:21 GMT -7
Unicorns are like American Express, never leave home without them.
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Post by TacticoolUnicorn on Jun 29, 2014 17:44:09 GMT -7
Unicorns are like American Express, never leave home without them. True dat!
Like the sayin goes: "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn!"
Hey, someone called Marc is following me!!! Just how the heck did he find me and just what kind of whacko stalker tells you they're following ya??!!!!
Better upgrade my unicamo and watch my 6!
I can't have someone following me all over. They'll find my gear!
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