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Post by cajunlady87 on May 25, 2012 15:50:58 GMT -7
How many times has this happened to you. Just as you sit down to eat the phone rings and it's a call you need to answer.
What about be careful what you wish for, lest it come true.
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Post by ColcordMama on May 26, 2012 17:02:13 GMT -7
You will only need something the day after you donate it to Goodwill.
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Post by olebama on May 26, 2012 19:33:46 GMT -7
You need to remember Shultz's law: Murphy was an optimist.
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Post by offtrail on May 26, 2012 20:27:11 GMT -7
To make sure it rains leave the umbrella in the car ;D OT, I'll add to yours. If ya want it to rain, go handwash and wax your vehicle. ;D That's a good one ;D
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Post by baldninja on May 26, 2012 23:59:16 GMT -7
To make sure it rains leave the umbrella in the car ;D OT, I'll add to yours. If ya want it to rain, go handwash and wax your vehicle. ;D I call shennanigans on this one......every time I wash my truck we have very good, dry, weather for days on end afterwards. Which sucks, because the rain would at least wash SOME of the bird poop off my truck that was so conveniently donated by the birds promptly upon my having completed the wash! On a side note, I keep looking around in my trees and up in the sky, but darned if I can find the flock of pterodactyls that keep crapping on my truck. I swear, I've never seen bird poop globs this big in my entire life and that includes seagulls down in Florida....I think someone around here has raised and taught ostriches or emus how to both cloak themselves and to fly......directly over my truck....
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Post by angelhelp on May 27, 2012 19:54:37 GMT -7
I'm glad it's not limited to my windshield. Flocks of pterodactyls... heh heh! I've wondered if they don't "see" our vehicles as being painted with target markings.
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Post by rollerpig on May 27, 2012 21:21:11 GMT -7
You can trust your buddy with your life but not your money or your wife.
Tracer rounds work both ways.
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Post by cajunlady87 on Apr 8, 2018 13:41:36 GMT -7
These were funny to read the first time so I read then a second time and laughed again. Enjoy!
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Post by Georgia Survivor on Apr 9, 2018 5:17:58 GMT -7
Smoke alarm “low battery chirps” will go off only during the middle of the night.
GS
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Post by olebama on Apr 18, 2018 18:57:13 GMT -7
PSSHH. Shultz's Law states that Murphy was an optimist.
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