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Post by mountainmark on Nov 29, 2012 18:49:34 GMT -7
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe, so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water
1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1...bottle Vodka 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now crap shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 365 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
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Post by thywar on Nov 29, 2012 19:04:14 GMT -7
That's very funny... and you don't even have to eat the cake..
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Post by kutkota on Nov 29, 2012 19:13:04 GMT -7
Must of struck a funny bone cause I'm still laughing.
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Post by wtrfwlr on Nov 29, 2012 19:16:26 GMT -7
Almost identical to my rum cake recipe!
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Post by alex on Nov 29, 2012 19:25:50 GMT -7
now that's funny right there...
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Post by Lawdog2705 on Nov 29, 2012 19:51:47 GMT -7
That is funny...lmao! ;D
Hope you don't mind if I share this!
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Post by BORNTHATWAY on Nov 29, 2012 20:41:47 GMT -7
Now that is my kind of cake baking.
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Post by mountainmark on Nov 30, 2012 5:54:16 GMT -7
That is funny...lmao! ;D Hope you don't mind if I share this! Of course LD. I wish I knew who to give credit to for this one. A friend of mine posted it elsewhere and I don't think he knew either. It's one of those things where the closer you have been to that situation the funnier it gets ;D
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