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Post by thywar on Feb 18, 2018 19:11:53 GMT -7
Things can get out of hand pretty quickly in these times. What a morning... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***" 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 ISIS just claimed responsibility...
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Post by ColcordMama on Feb 19, 2018 5:33:24 GMT -7
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Georgia Survivor on Feb 19, 2018 5:41:27 GMT -7
Yep. 😅
GS
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Post by woodyz on Feb 19, 2018 11:51:31 GMT -7
Pretty much the way things are headed in these "politically correct meltdown" times
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Post by thywar on Feb 19, 2018 13:42:11 GMT -7
The only thing that could save you would be if the FBI was called in
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