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Post by woodyz on Apr 11, 2018 10:37:43 GMT -7
One year a husband bought his Mother in Law a cemetery plot for Christmas
the next year he didn't buy her a gift
when asked why? he said
well you didn't use the one I got you last year
and that's how the fight started.
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Post by thywar on Apr 12, 2018 4:43:59 GMT -7
Lol
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Post by cajunlady87 on Apr 12, 2018 14:34:18 GMT -7
Ha! Ha! Good one.
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Post by woodyz on Apr 12, 2018 16:18:09 GMT -7
My wife and I were watching "who wants to be a millionaire" in bed
i asked "do you want to have sex"
she said no
is that your final answer?
she said "yes"
then i would like to call a friend
and that's when the fight started
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Post by woodyz on Apr 13, 2018 13:51:24 GMT -7
Took my Wife out to eat
for some reason the waiter came to me first
so I ordered my steak rare
he said, "aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
nah! she can order for herself
and that's when the fight started
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Post by woodyz on Apr 17, 2018 10:35:18 GMT -7
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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Post by woodyz on Apr 17, 2018 11:41:36 GMT -7
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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Post by Ceorlmann on Jul 12, 2020 9:42:58 GMT -7
I bumped the car in front of me. The driver got out, and said, "I'm not happy!" So I replied, "Then which dwarf are you?"
And that's how the fight started.
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Post by olebama on Jul 19, 2020 10:19:53 GMT -7
How are either of you still alive? ? LOL
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Post by ColcordMama on Jul 21, 2020 22:53:05 GMT -7
LOL Thanks for the post, buddy
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