POLITICAL RECIPES

[woodyz]

Ted Cruz’s Lonestar Tea Cookies, far and away the smartest treats in politics. Ted, as we know, carries his cookbook in his brain. The rest of us will need to see the recipe in print.

Here’s what you’ll need:

2 cups all purpose flour.
1/2 cup granulated sugar.
1/2 cup confectioners sugar.
2 tablespoons Earl Grey tea.
1/2 teaspoon salt.
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract.
1 cup unsalted butter, cut into pieces.
Star-shaped cookie cutter.

Here’s what you do: spectator.org/articles/62360/recipe-ted-cruz%E2%80%99s-lonestar-tea-cookies

[woodyz]

Rand Paul’s Kentucky Bourbon Chicken.

Here’s what you’ll need:

1/3 cup of your favorite Kentucky bourbon.
1/3 cup of frozen pineapple juice concentrate, thawed and undiluted.
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1/3 cup soy sauce.
1/3 cup apple cider vinegar.
1 teaspoon minced garlic, or to taste.
1 teaspoon ginger.
Chicken breasts.

Here what you do: spectator.org/articles/62440/recipe-rand-paul%E2%80%99s-kentucky-bourbon-chicken